# Math pick up lines

- You must be sin squared, because I’m cosin squared and together we equal one.
- At absolute zero, you would still move me.
- I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
- Baby you must be a modulus sign, ‘cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive!
- Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
- Your hotness is the only reason we can’t reach absolute zero.
- If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
- My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it’s always increasing.
- Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.
- I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
- You + Me = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip
- By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
- I’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
- I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
- We’ve been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate.
- Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
- Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
- I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
- Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve…
- Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
- I wish i was your problem set, because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
- Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.
- I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
- I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
- You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
- Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending
- I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
- Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
- Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
- I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
- Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve…
- Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
- Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice
- Hey baby, can i see what’s under your radical
- You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus
- B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth
- What’s your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you’re the one
- My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
- Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
- If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.
- I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.
- I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.
- My love for you is like a concave function’s positive first derivative, because it’s always increasing.
- My love is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded
- Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face
- My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
- Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
- Do you want to do math? Let’s add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
- You’re as sweet at 3.14.
- Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
- If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
- Wanna expand my polynomial?
- Baby, let me find your nth term
- Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)
- Hey baby. Want to squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?
- Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
- I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
- Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)
- I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
- I’d like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables
- Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
- Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.”
- I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
- Baby, lim (u->me) ? e^x = f(u)^n.
- If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we’d be ONE!
- I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you home to my domain.
- Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
- I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
- You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together.
- The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.
- I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
- You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
- How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my performance?
- Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) –>9
- Wanna expand my polynomial?
- If I’m the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.
- I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent
- My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?
- You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
- Baby, let me find your nth term
- Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
- You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
- You are one well-defined function.
- Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.
- I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
- Hey baby. Want to squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?
- Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
- Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
- Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
- I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
- I wish I was your differential because then I’d be touching all your curves.
- Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
- Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
- I’ve been secant you for a long time
- My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
- “Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?”
- I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!
- Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted
- Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge
- Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
- I’ll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!
- Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi
- Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded
- If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1
- If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.
- Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
- Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
- My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we’re going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
- I wish i was your problem set, because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
- I think if you and i had Hex we’d be a perfect OA
- Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?
- If i were a function you would be my asymptote – i always tend towards you.
- Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I’m around you
- I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
- If you were a graphics calculator, i’d look at your curves all day long!
- The surface of my cylinder is not a compact metric space.
- Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves…
- The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting
- I’d like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables
- Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
- By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
- i’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
- I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
- We’ve been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate
- Hey baby, what’s your sine?