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Nerdy pick up lines

  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
  • I’m into bondage, I am the dungeon master after all.
  • You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts, it’s how you apply the force.
  • Hey baby, can I raid your tomb?
  •  You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
  • I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  • You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
  • If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  • I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  • Baby, you overclock my processor.
  • Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
  • Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
  • You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
  • You defragment my life.
  • Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
  • You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
  • Baby, let me find your nth term.
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
  • Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?
  • If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
  • I’m a fermata… hold me
  • I think my heart just lagged.
  • If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
  • I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
  • If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
  • If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
  • I’m a fermata… hold me
  • Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
  • Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod
  • I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
  • By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
  • It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
  •  heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent
  • When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
  • Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
  • I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
  • What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1
  • If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
  • You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
  • Let’s discover our coefficient of friction
  • Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
  • I less than three you … i < 3 you
  • Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
  • If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1
  • You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
  • Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves
  •  Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress